What if Elon Musk MEANT to destroy Twitter, to save the world.
Like he's the hero Gotham needs but not the one it deserves, where he poured all this money into buying Twitter purely to crash it into the sun, even if we all hated him for it forever, because it was wasting so much of people's time and making everyone a little angrier and making every day a little worse in a bunch of weird ways.
Because the less I'm on it, the happier I am.
And inverting the blue check status so all it means is "grifter" could not have been a sincere business move, right? Most likely , he's intentionally ruining it so he can write it off as a business loss.
Just another day livin' in an oligarchy amirite folks! What are these unelected, sociopathic billionaires going to do to us next? Egads!